September 25, 2009

Game G (Preseason) Ducks 0 - Sharks 6

Hey, Justin.

Two words for you, brother: never again.

Dumb penalties were taken by the guys in front of you. I get that.

The offense didn't produce like it could (and should) have. Not much you can do about that.

Tonight's lineups were a little light and a little shaky. Nothing you can do about that.

Though admitting it hurts like face-planting on a sea urchin, San Jose was packing a lot of heat up front tonight.* That's just part of the game.

But 6 goals on 36 shots?

Never again.

That is all.

Until next time...
-The Raving Duck


*This is an even more damning point when you realize that 3 of the 6 goals came from Douglas Murray. That's 50% more goals that he's scored in his tenure to date as a Shark.

To reiterate, tonight saw the following tallies:

Joe Thornton - 0 goals
Dany Heatley - 0 goals
Patrick Marleau - 0 goals
Rob Blake - 0 goals
Joe Pavelski - 0 goals

This guy (shown here being broken by George Parros)?





- 3 goals




My brain hurts. I'm going to go drink now.


Edit: Pogge was sent down to the minors, suprising nobody. Timo Pielmeier did a celebratory Batusi upon realizing that he, in fact, might be Anaheim's real #3 - at least based on the stats in the books during training camp and the preseason.

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