Ducks Eat Fish?

How did my Duck-loving, sushi-loving self not know about this event?

The Ducks made sushi.

Three questions:

1. I know that Saku has caught some flack over the years for not mastering French, but is it possible that he hasn't really gotten the hang of English either? Or is the name of his roll, "When You're Finnish You'll Want More Saku" not the non-pun that I'm reading it as? Maybe he just wrote his name next to the roll's name and someone ran the two together. Either way, it's very close to a Finnish pun (and there can never, ever, EVER be too many of those) and it gave me a chuckle. So, it gets a pass. Hooray for Saku!

2. Mike Brown looks really natural as a chef, doesn't he? It seems like there's a Food Network show in there somewhere just waiting to be hatched. Hooray for Mike!

3. Nobody put shark in their rolls? For serious? In fairness, I'm not sure that would even be a viable option (in fact, I bet it's not)... but octopus is. Because screw Detroit. Just sayin'...

And just so nobody feels left out - Hooray for Scott! Hooray for James!

Until next time...
-The Raving Duck